1. Me: *takes 50 selfies*
    2. me: *deletes 49*
    3. me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
    4. me: *deletes that too*
     

  1. bellecosby:

    sectum-and-sempra:

    bellecosby:

    White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

    This is a generalization.

    case in point 

    (via kultuv)

     

  2. davejaded:

    when I say “everything is better with lesbians” I don’t mean grossly over sexualized lesbians who just do the nasty all the time to please straight men I mean cute girls having adventures together and falling in love and giving cute kisses and having cute cuddle sessions or badass girls having adventures and kicking bad guy ass and falling in love with each other

    (via dancing-homestuck)

     

  3. matturday:

    so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

    (Source: tinypups, via kultuv)

     

  4. grizzlyhills:

    flightcub:

    interretialia:

    life-of-a-latin-student:

    ratwithoutwings:

    i’m so upset

    I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

    they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

    I can’t

    present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

    Recte!

    image

    if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

    do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

    (Source: pidgeling, via fallingforwardsinreverse)

     

  5. realfriendly:

    I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

    (via kultuv)

     

  6. cetaceas:

    *hears child crying* *takes birth control*

    (via dokoro-chan)

     

  7. frosty-butt:

    mhyin:

    Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies  

    (◡‿◡✿)

    and then LOTR right after

    (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

    image

    (via alanrickman-ismy-patronus)

     

  8. Anonymous said: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

    bigmacmami:

    Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

     

  9. sherrocked:

    My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

    (Source: amovible, via sweetie-loves-you)